He kept his job of caretaker after the Second Wizarding War. Sign up for Kissing Books to receive news, book recommendations, and more for residents of Romancelandia. Oliver and Percy are back for this one, and so is Marcus. Write as much as you can. [40], On 1 September, 1993, Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast, and stood in the raised platform by the High Table while the school choir and orchestra led a presentation of Something Wicked This Way Comes. [46], That school year, the Triwizard Tournament took place at Hogwarts. Please consider turning it on! Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes. Please, dont do this. He squeezed his eyes shut as cold air came in contact with his semi-erect cock. On one occasion, he terrified a pair of first-year girls into hysterics. Under Umbridge, Filch walked around in an extremely good mood. The only thing that is known is that he respected many of them, and did what they say without question. [82], When the Death Eaters marched to Hogwarts Castle with Harry Potter's "dead body", Filch stood by Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, and Horace Slughorn with a gloomy expression on his face. I cant write that well so dont expect anything amazing!! Every Tuesday, hosts Allie LeFevere, Lyndsay Rush, and Danny Chapman read a new chapter of Harry Potter erotic fanfiction. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. [83], Immediately after the battle, Filch grimly looked at a large pile of rubble in the Entrance Hall, which he dutifully began trying to sweep up, while the fighters gathered in the Great Hall mourning over the dead, and celebrating over their victory.[82]. Like why he hates students so much. [2], Haven't you been complaining about Peeves for a quarter of a century?Minerva McGonagall, in 1998, indicates how long Filch has been working at Hogwarts, In around 1968,[11] Filch joined the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry,[9] succeeding Apollyon Pringle as Caretaker. [54] Umbridge was a sadistic woman who, like Filch, enjoyed torturing and punishing students. [14], He was also very domineering, controlling and paranoid, as demonstrated by the numerous times he asked students what they were doing when they were simply wandering around in what he thought was a suspicious manner.[42]. [65], Umbridge had gone through great lengths to gain Filch's loyalty, such as giving him permission to torture, and to have Peeves dismissed, due to Filch's knowledge around the school's secret passageways being second only to the Weasley twins. [72], On 17 March, Filch did his usual prodding act with the Secrecy Sensor as some of the sixth years departed the school for an Apparition lesson at Hogsmeade. Molly Weasleys naked body can turn men to stone AND homosexuality. Dumbledore appeared to like Filch, although the latter was unpleasant. It'll be worse for you if you do.Filch's sadistic enjoyment when punishing students. [39] He learned that the one who petrified Mrs Norris was the memory of Tom Riddle, the one who controlled Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk. This story a sweet mix of unrequited love and BDSM. [2][14], After the attack, Filch frequently paced the corridor in which it had taken place, as though hoping for the attacker to return. Modified 3 years, 4 months ago. During this time, he became more vicious than ever, and wrote students up for things like "breathing loudly" and "looking happy". He seemed to be bitter and embarrassed about not being able to use magic, as was demonstrated when Harry Potter accidentally discovered his Kwikspell letters in 1992. There will be many of both. Filch later took Mrs Norris to the pet gathering, telling her to behave after she hissed at Fang again. ), theres a Harry Potter erotica fanfic thats right for you. Umbridge and her Inquisitorial Squad then managed to catch the students leaving the Room of Requirement and Harry Potter, head of the organisation, was taken to the Headmaster's office while joined by Umbridge, Edgecombe, Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall, the Minister for Magic Cornelius Fudge and his Junior Assistant Percy Weasley, and two Aurors. Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot. Collections: 1 599 Kudos: 1124 Bookmarks: 263 Hits: 50961 Harry Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceHermione Granger and Harry Potter discussing the new security messures, Now in open war, upon the students' arrival at the school on 1 September, 1996, Filch was charged with checking the students and their possessions for dark objects with Secrecy Sensors. Filch disliked Rubeus Hagrid, the Gamekeeper and later Care of Magical Creatures professor. What's this racket? Language: English Words: 45,464 Chapters: 19 /? Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619. Draco then told Filch that he was trying to gatecrash. [54] Filch was reportedly miserable, as he thought Umbridge was the best thing that ever happened to Hogwarts.[67]. Or even just one page. In 1991, Harry and Ron managed to get on Filch's bad side on their very first day at Hogwarts School, when he and Ronald Weasley got lost and inadvertently tried to enter the out-of-bounds third-floor corridor. The other teachers, who could have removed the swamp in an instant, preferred instead to watch Umbridge struggle. When you buy through these links, we may earn an affiliate commission. Professor Dumbledore took full responsibility for the group, and was to be escorted to the Ministry, where he would be formally charged, and then sent to Azkaban to await trial for conspiracy and sedition. During his tenure as Headmaster, Snape kept Filch working at Hogwarts despite his status as a Squib. Click here to enter, or just click the image below. There's something thrilling about being the famous Harry Potter's teacher and Lockhart takes advantage of the chance to get so close to him. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. Why should he feel bad about that? Hiding, are you? Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. I scoured the Internet to find the crme de la crme of Harry Potter erotica, and now I bring you a collection of some of the Internets Erotic Wizarding World highlights. [63], Sometime after the Easter holidays, Fred and George Weasley set off a Portable Swamp on the Fifth Floor Corridor, and left the school in a blaze of glory. Though clearly thinking that Professor McGonagall had gone insane, Filch complied. If you don't want to read that, I'd recommend finding another story rather than giving this one a try. Once upon a time, Harry Potter and his schoolmates grew up and had kids, and those kids had sex. The two shared a strong bond that linked them somehow; anytime Mrs Norris spotted someone breaking a rule, Filch would arrive soon afterwards.[13]. You've been stealing! Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike, aka Full Pensieve, is one of the most well-written and realistic HP fanfic that I've ever read. [6] He had long hair with a bald spot on the top of his head and quivery jowls. Genre: Action/Adventure, Drama, Romance, Tragedy. and the two argued loudly as Harry and Hermione hurried off on Hagrid's instruction. Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. What the hell? AU. In this extremely strange erotic fanfic, Hogwarts is lonely and the giant squid is there to fill those halls. Fanfic author JessWithOneEss is out there killing the Romione game. P.S. [16] In his years as Caretaker, Filch learned all about the Castle's secret passageways and hidden doors better than anyone but the Weasley twins and the Marauders. by snarkysweetness. Nobody would have thought of throwing Fanged Frisbees down the corridors if I could've strung you up by the ankles in my office, would they? [14], During the 1970s, Filch did many write-ups of James Potter and Sirius Black, occasionally accompanied by the names of Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. Feel free to suggest any pairings/situations you'd like to see, and eventually I'll try to include them (it could take a while). Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. Harry Potter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. [35], On 26 May, Filch brought the four students to Rubeus Hagrid, who was assigned to lead them into the Forbidden Forest. [37], During the school year, Filch tried to improve his status as a Squib using a Kwikspell course. The full list comprises some four hundred and thirty-seven items, I believe, and can be viewed in Mr Filch's office, if anybody would like to check it.Albus Dumbledore starts his announcements over the Start-of-Term Feast, Before the start of the school term, Filch extended the list of forbidden objects within the school premises so that it included four hundred and thirty-seven items, including Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. [14] By the end of the 1970s, Filch had already filled at least one thousand and fifty-six boxes with punishment records. As Severus Snape was a very strict and somewhat cruel teacher, Filch respected that and acted a loyal subordinate to him. [4], Harry Potter: Hogwarts MysteryArgus' sceptical personality against Jacob's sibling party invitation, In the 19841985 school year, Filch and Mrs Norris found the cursed ice. WARNING-NSFW-ONESIDED LOVE/RELATIONSHIP IS TOXIC-FEMALE HARRY IS NAMED HENRIETTA-NONCONSENSUAL BODY MODIFICATION AND BODY HORROR-TAGGED NSFW, EXPLICIT AND DARK JUST TO BE SAFE-EXPLICIT. Harry Potter gives it a try with Moaning Myrtle inHarry Potters Ghostly Experienceby mercuryidols. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike. #1. Filch confiscated a shrunken head from Vincent Crabbe. If youre more interested in everyone having sex with everyone else (including twincest), tryMake A Noteby Inell. We Go Way Back: 25 of the Best Historical Fiction Books of the Past 10 Years, The Bestselling Books of the Week, According to All the Lists, New Releases Tuesday: The Best Books Out This Week, 11 of the Best Shnen Manga to Read in 2023. After being freed, Astra wants to know all about the life of her old friend, Harry. Sometimes a mans love for fruit knows no bounds. I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? The background story will basically follow the books, and won't bother restating everything that happens. [32], On their very first morning at Hogwarts, 2 September, 1991, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley managed to get on Filch's wrong side. Additional tags/pairings will be added as and when. The process took longer than normal as Filch triple-checked everybody with his Secrecy Sensor. Delegations of students from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and Durmstrang Institute came to Hogwarts in order to watch the Tournament and sign up to be chosen as one of the champions. Filch even threatened Harry after finding him standing by the petrified Mrs Norris, Dumbledore had to calm him down. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux. What if Lockhart had prevented Harry from following the voice in the pipes? One of the fandoms favorite non-canon pairings is Dramione (Draco/Hermione). It's me, Harry." Harry said calmly. [27] Later during this school year, he caught Jacob's sibling and their friends on the Training Grounds at night after hours, and took them to the Headmaster's office for punishment. After this, he was forced to award them ten house points, much to his and Mrs Norris's displeasure. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. Turning their head quickly back and forth to find a dog and deer sleeping a few feet from them, and a very cold red headed woman sitting closer to him. Dungbombs and Stink Pellets were frequently dropped in the corridors, so that students performed Bubble-Head Charms on themselves to get a supply of fresh air. by Sarah1281. It is rumoured that he used to clean the shackles in his office hoping the Headmaster would let him use them on students again one day. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. [72] Filch thought that Hagrid was an oaf, and he also told Mrs Norris, his cat, to watch Hagrid when he entered the castle. [57] Filch also assisted Umbridge when she had Trelawney sacked, something he most likely took pleasure in, as it caused Trelawney great stress and reduced her to tears. [14] Ron Weasley also suspected that Filch was always in such a foul mood due to his status as a Squib, and thus resented young wizards and witches as a result. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. Chapter Text. [70][71] Most of the staff appeared to dislike Filch's grumpy and antipathetic personality, such as Minerva McGonagall, who could often be irritated by his behaviour (to the point of forgoing her usual politeness with fellow staff by calling him a "blithering idiot"),[9] and Horace Slughorn, who intended to report him for being more concerned about cleaning up than with the students' security. Highlights from the author include Anxious, a 31-chapter epic exploration of Ron and Hermiones very adult relationship, and Midnight, a sexy Deathly Hallows-era one shot. "Well at least we know Potter's an . During their next meeting about the Ball, Filch brought it up and Pince was eventually convinced. Harry Potter was the son and only child of Prince James and Princess Lily. [62] However, the counterattack against Umbridge was now in full force: much of the student body opposed Umbridge and Filch. [23] Following this, Jacob's sibling and Nymphadora Tonks conspired to scare Filch from his office to retrieve the notebook. Despite his magical parentage, Filch was a Squib, meaning he could not perform magic. A highly polished collection of chains and manacles hung on the wall behind Filch's desk. Suspecting it was linked to the Cursed Vaults, he was about to report to Dumbledore, but spotted Professor Severus Snape first and told him instead. 1. The author takes us to exotic locations such as Iceland and beyond the shores of Britain. When Harry Potter reached Filch, the caretaker gave a great sniff as though to detect a whiff of Dungbombs.[58]. "Min ymmrrn kyll. [71], On 19 December, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger argued and speculated whether or not Filch and Madam Pince were secretly in love with each other. [18] Although Filch was a Squib and could not make the map work properly,[18] he did know that it was called the Marauder's Map. But when Educational Decree Number Twenty-Nine comes in, Potter, I'll be allowed to do them things and she's asked the Minister to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves oh, things are going to be very different around here with her in charge.Filch takes Harry Potter to Headmistress Dolores Umbridge, After Lord Voldemort's return, and as part of its campaign to discredit Albus Dumbledore and Harry Potter, the Ministry of Magic instated Dolores Umbridge as Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. What are they doing here? [54] He was also probably the one to affix the notices with the Decree on the noticeboards of the Common Rooms. The next year, he was responsible for recognising Dark objects that were brought into Hogwarts. Harry Potter Fanfic Harry And Hermione. Still Waters Run Deep by sarhea keeps with the Hermione/Percy pairing and reminds us that prim and proper doesnt mean passionless.. (Set during second year and wil progress from there without Voldemort rising)Warning: Read at your own risk. Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. He was aided by the Inquisitorial Squad, but odd things like antlers sprouting from their heads kept happening to its members. [67] Filch brought her her luggage, as she was stopped by a mob of Daily Prophet reporters who took pictures of her escape. [2] Filch also had a difficulty in recognising potions, due to his lack of magical knowledge as he did not notice the love potions disguised as perfumes and cough potions by the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,[70] nor did he notice the poisoned mead sent in by Madam Rosmerta (while under the Imperius Curse cast by Draco Malfoy), showing he was not particularly observant despite his obsessive personality. [A non-magical AU. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFred and George to Harry Potter about the trouble they cause Filch, The twins Fred and George Weasley had as bad a relationship with Filch as Filch had had with Peeves ever since their first year. This content contains affiliate links. [17] Filch stored the map in a cabinet marked "Confiscated and Highly Dangerous". Varying Nature by Bunnyhops tells the tale of a threesome between Hermione, Ginny, and Luna, the lesbian Golden Trio. Albus is having the worst birthday ever, and James comes to his rescue. Filch also appeared to respect Headmaster Albus Dumbledore very much. Harry Potter once speculated that there was "something going on" romantically between Filch and Irma Pince, the equally ancient and irascible Hogwarts librarian. [36] Ron spent the evening of 5 September, 1992 with Filch, and kept burping up slugs all over Tom Riddle's Special Award for Services to the School. Draco Malfoy, well aware of Filch's overly trust of Rosmerta, took advantage of it by sneaking in a cursed necklace and poisoned mead in an attempt to assassinate Professor Dumbledore.[75]. Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. Harry told Hermione to calm down and tell him what's wrong. Once there, Slughorn said that he had not issued him an invitation. [14], During the school year, a mysterious, dangerous monster roamed around the Castle and tried to attack muggle-born students. Ships included in the order that they're tagged. InThe Dragon and the Roseby drcjsnider,generations collide when Rose Weasley gets intimate with Draco Malfoy. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Work Search: He also asked the Headmaster to let him use the shackles on Jacob's sibling as they were, in his eyes, very rebellious for facing the Cursed Vaults[84], Sniff around, my sweet, they might be lurking in a corner.Filch talking to Mrs Norris, Possibly the only being in Hogwarts that Filch actually liked was his beloved cat, Mrs Norris. "Pleasetell me." Harry said, looking worried. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. Didnt find what you were looking for? [38] His cat was cured via the administration of Professor Sprouts Mandrake Restorative Draught, brewed with Professor Sprout's Mandrakes. What follows is a selection of some of the more interesting male/female erotic fics. And also all four of them together. [80] It is unknown whether this was for his loyalty to Snape, his long years of service to the school, or his ability to catch troublemakers through his extensive knowledge of the Castle's secrets. Filch, unaware of what was happening, came to Professor McGonagall shouting that students were out of bed. Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 178,099 . Neatly forged paperwork lands Ed a job teaching summer school remedial chemistry to children who are older than he is. Hes bitter.Ron Weasley's explanation of Filch's grouchy personality, Very foul-tempered, cantankerous, and easily annoyed, Filch had an extremely unpleasant personality. Handsby iamisaac is erotic fiction starring Albus and Teddy Lupin. Yes, this is Draco Malfoy and an apple. Despite their truthful claims that they were lost, Filch did not believe them and threatened to lock them in the dungeons. If you like a good threesome,A Nightly Strollby TigerLily8806 might be more your speed. InAs I Walk From My Machine by tamlane, Percy moves on to Astoria Greengrass after, on behalf on the Ministry of Magic, he puts out an ad asking for subjects to test experimental sex magic and Astoria answers the call. Umbridge's Educational Decrees were abolished, as well as her Approval for Whipping, as Albus Dumbledore was reinstated as Headmaster, meaning that he never got the opportunity to inflict corporal punishment on the students. Inanimate objects get involved inFirst Encounterby Lyris Malachi. [12] Filch waged a constant war against the students and Peeves, the school's resident poltergeist. Keep an eye on your inbox. In it, Harry Potter is taking (you guessed it) a nightly stroll when he finds his girlfriend Ginny and his enemy Draco in a compromising position. [42] Filch helped secure the Castle on Professor Dumbledore's instruction, lowering the portcullis and bolting the front doors of the Clock Tower. She, however, met Peeves on the way, who chased her from the premises, whacking her alternately with Minerva McGonagall's walking stick and a sock full of chalk as the students and teachers watched. Granted they do come to visit, Harry just visits the most. He also told Professor Dumbledore, in what he said was the four-hundred-and-sixty second time, to remind the students that magic was not permitted in corridors between classes.[53]. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. He even put a chair against the wall to keep guard there. Centaurs are infamous within the Harry Potter fandom for possibly raping a Harry Potter villain off-screen. 8. It's rather depraved. [62] He was one of the few people who actually liked her at the school. [13], The next school year, Filch was furious when Harry learnt that he was a Squib. However, when he returned to his office, he learned that Harry had read his letter about Kwikspell courses. Harry starts a new path for his life in the summer after second year. [82] He presumably kept doing what he was used to: punishing the students and arguing with Peeves the Poltergeist, even under the new Headmistress Minerva McGonagall. Ginnys Self-Help Fantasyby mercuryidols dives into Ginny Weasleys secret lesbian fantasies about Hermione Granger. Filch shouted in a hysterical voice about all the work he would have mopping up all night, and ran to Headmaster Dumbledore slamming a door behind him.[37]. Charlus was a fearless leader of the United Kingdom, and an unforgiving and ruthless person all around. As Snape discussed with Filch, he wanted to take those objects in order to find who they belonged to (suspecting that they were Harry's). [74], I'd appreciate it if you stopped trying to inch me closer to the shackles, Mr Filch.Jacob's sibling talking to Filch in his office. [71] When the students arrived after the attack on Katie Bell, who had touched a cursed necklace, Filch held his secrecy sensor aloft, but was dismissed by Minerva McGonagall who told him to take the necklace, wrapped in a scarf, to Severus Snape, the school's expert on Defence Against the Dark Arts. At the end of the day, Umbridge was dishevelled, sweaty-faced and soot-blackened from trying to extinguish the fireworks, and Filch set one of his brooms ablaze when he tried to swat at the fireworks in midair. I'm coming to get you, Peeves You've gone and stolen a Triwizard clue, Peeves Dumbledore'll have you out of here for this, you filthy, pilfering poltergeistFilch's paranoia with Peeves, after Harry Potter (under his Invisibility Cloak) drops his Golden egg. [44], That same year, Harry Potter was given the Marauder's Map by Fred and George Weasley, using it to sneak into Hogsmeade Village and walk throughout the castle, without Filch noticing him. However, Filch, in a way, helped Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix defeat the Death Eaters, as he helped McGonagall call Peeves during the Battle of Hogwarts. Best Funny Harry Potter Fanfiction. The films omit Peeves the Poltergeist, and so Filch's ongoing war with him is omitted also. [81] The caretaker stayed in the Castle during the battle,[82] although it is unknown how, as a Squib, he participated in the battle; perhaps he stayed to tend to the fighters' injuries or to aid the Hogwarts forces with his extensive knowledge of the Castle layout and secret passages. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. It was during a day like the others that certain Harry Potter characters found themselves locked up in a house. He later told Harry Potter off for wandering around on his own, which he thought suspicious. Umbridge left Hogwarts the day before the end of term, having crept out during dinnertime in hope to depart undetected. She had got trapped in the roots of the Hogwarts Whomping Willow where she was found by Fang, and was returnef to Filch promptly. Dont forget to leave a comment about your favorite Harry Potter pairing or erotic fanfic. [65], Inspired by the twins' legendary flight to freedom, a great number of students wreaked havoc in the school: Lee Jordan[66] put Nifflers into Umbridge's office, which promptly tore the place apart while searching for shiny objects and leapt on Umbridge when she entered, trying to gnaw the rings off her fingers. I had no idea Percy Weasley and Oliver Wood were such a popular pairing until I started doing research for this article, at which point I uncovered a whole slew of Percy/Oliver erotica. Non-canon Harry Potter erotica: m/m. InThe Ladderby Cheryl Dyson, the couple gets frisky in the library. Then, Professor Alastor Moody (actually Barty Crouch Jnr under the Polyjuice Potion) appeared and made them leave, convincing them that no one was there, saving Harry and later giving Harry's things back. Harry used it that night to sneak into the Restricted Section and research about Nicolas Flamel, which he knew was related to the Philosopher's Stone. In The Wolfsbane Effect by Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. . My sweet! However, he did reveal to them he had heard rumours that he had been spotted in the Hogwarts Library. [51], If Filchs trying to learn magic from a Kwikspell course, I reckon he must be a Squib. Arthur is fascinated by Harry's stretch marks. He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. Thank you for signing up! He is found and adopted by Merlin and is stuck in the past and is immortal until his time approaches. Scorpius and Albus are dating in this story, and after doing a little digging, they find out that their parents Draco and Harry also used to date. Marrying Millicent Bulstrode, the ugly, smelly and fat girl of Slytherin, who liked to giggle with that irritating sound that tears through your head like the wail of a pig? Any necessary warnings will be at the top of each chapter, and a little summary will be there as well if you're reading this for the meagre plot included (There's no discernible reason you would be, it's smut) and don't want to read that particular chapter. Hagrid vouched for them, but Filch rudely undermined Hagrid's authority as a teacher, with Hagrid insulting Filch for being a Squib in retaliation. Harry finds a butt plug that makes the person with it in them horny as hell. After placating Filch, he told them he had not seen Jacob, but that he if he had, he would have loved to have sent him to the British Ministry of Magic in shackles. 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